Awwwe what a sweet lil TWELVE-GAUGE??!! WTF
August 22, 2005 at 6:23 pm 7 comments
Yesterday I was going through the online birth announcements for the little po-dunk town in Kentucky that I lived in before moving here three years ago.It was like on their official website .Anyway, I have a few friends that I have not really been in contact with recently that I knew were expecting .It is such a small town chances are that I would know quite a few in the paper .Turns out that I did not know any …lol My,the things that have changed since I moved.I did, however,see these two quite interesting (to say the least ) names in there ..I copied and pasted the whole thing .I swear I am not making this up ..lol
Here is name number 1 😦 what in the world were they thinking ?)Wow they must REALLY be into guns .
TRATTEELE TWELVE-GAUGE PRINCE
I would like to introduce Tratteele Twelve-Gauge Prince! He was born June 15th 2004 at 8:59am. He weighed 6lbs 6oz and was 19 1/2 inches! I have yet to meet him and am excited to hold him! He was born in Lethbridge Alberta Canada and his mom is Amanda Prince. Posted: 8/27/04
This one just seems a little well ..ummmmm sexual, especially if you change the middle name to Mike .Does anyone else get why this one was funny to me?I hope I am not the only one that starts cracking up when they see this one ..lol
ADIN MICHAEL HUNT
Ricky and Veronica Hunt would like to announce the birth of their son Adin Michael Hunt on May 18, 2004. Adin wieghed 7lbs 3oz, 21 inches long. He was born at Springview Hospital in Lebanon. Adin has one brother Jackson and one sister Kristin. The proud grandparents are David and Deronda Eastridge and Tommy and Arlene Hunt. His great grandparents are Colby and Gloria Deener and Malcome and Alene Eastridge and Della Hunt. Posted: 7/28/04
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Martha | August 22, 2005 at 10:16 pm
Okay I know it’s late but I SWEAR I could not get the joke in the 2nd one! 😦 I’m a total looser.
The first one however is totally scary!! Did you notice they are from Canada! Hmm.. do they have rednacks there?
Scary…
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Angie | August 22, 2005 at 11:07 pm
Girl, if you like (or hate) to see bad baby names…go to notwithoutmyhandbag.com and click on the bad baby names link. You will laugh…and cry! 🙂
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Star | August 23, 2005 at 5:43 am
So- you think these kids will get teased about their names? Well, maybe not “twelve-guage”. And wouldn’t you think that at least one of Aden Michael’s relatives would have spoken up? Someone must have seen that movir(was it Porky’s? )
Another new look for you?
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Texas_Ivy10 | August 23, 2005 at 11:17 am
LOL, mind boggling really!
The twelve gauge one is just too damn much. How much of a hick do you have to be to name your kid after a freakin firearm? Sheesh!
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PureMood | August 23, 2005 at 6:18 pm
Why do I not associate the bad name #1 with hicks? I don’t think it has to be a hick/redneck just because of the name…. I guess I’m just not that sterotypical.
On that note… crazy!
On the second one, I’m sure they didn’t realize. I mean, they likely left off the last name when going over names to pick?! I dunno.
I didn’t know you were from KY – I wonder where? I’m near there on the TN/Ky line.
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Texas_Ivy10 | August 24, 2005 at 10:50 am
Puremood: I’ve got hicks in my family… it’s easy to steroetype when you live it! LOL How many non-hicks you know that would name their kid after a firearm? lmao
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Amada Prince | June 24, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Ok….I am the irst one to admit that my Son’s middle name at birth was a horrid decision, but who the hell do you all think you at judge me? Here it the story with my Son’s name. I was in an abusive relationship and that horrid man named my child. I have since left the bastard and changed my Son’s middle name. His name is now Tratteele Douglas James Prince and for the record if you are going to “copy and paste” get it right…his Birthday is JULY 15th, 2004…not June!!!!!
Amanda Prince